I recently found my collection of quotes from Bible school teachers, and found myself laughing till I cried over some of them. Probably the fact that I can still HEAR their voices in my head makes them so funny! Thought some of my NBBI friends might also enjoy a trip down memory lane!
Truth is the greatest defense against error
Could be doing a little pharmaceutical experimentation there!
Liars have to have good memories
There’s Greek name for that – bologna. Actually, I think that one’s burnt bologna!
Do I really exist, or am I just somebody’s worst nightmare?
God will never drag anyone, kicking and screaming, into heaven
The truth, taken too far, becomes error
I would love to have this book, but I’ve never been able to get my hot little paws on it
It doesn’t matter if you’re drowned in 5 feet of water, or 50 feet of water; you’re equally drowned!
You can’t value what you don’t know
Joseph Smith got his revelation from angels too; he just couldn’t make up his mind as to what the angel’s name was!
What will be on the pop quiz? It all depends on how many spikes I eat for breakfast that day!
Sometimes our biggest blessings are born out of our biggest struggles
Sometimes God allows little troubles to prevent big troubles
Well, maybe he wasn’t INSANE exactly. I don’t think he was trying to eat his breakfast by stuffing it in his ear!
I suspect someone said that to lighten the mood and stop everyone from filing their teeth
File that in your “useless” file – for now!
Probably the result of some pharmaceutical recreation
She was – forgive me for this, ladies – a tank!
How many of you have seen a picture of Thomas Newberry? Well, it’s just as well; he was a scary looking guy
Looked like he was baptized in vinegar and lemon juice, and had been eating pickles all his life
Now, when you think of a baby – cute, loveable, screaming little monster…
When a Christian sins, God isn’t going to sit back, wring His hands and say, “oh my, NOW what are we going to do?!”
[after asking a question in class] Silence is not golden at this moment
I’m not sure what happened to our bell, but it sounds like it needs a few vitamins!
Engagement is a guy telling a girl, “I won’t just take you out for Friday supper and feed you – I’ll stock your refrigerator!”
Hungry eyes never saw bad bread
Now, you’ll likely someday meet someone whose spiritual gift is to be grumpy!
My motto is, “Why be difficult when, with a little more effort, you can be impossible?”
They were about as affectionate as a block of ice!
They’ve been smoking their deodorant, not wearing it
All today’s treasures become tomorrow’s trash (material possessions)
Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it
Boy to girl: I lost my phone number….can I have yours?
“To be young is not to be dumb”
You look just like your dad. “Great. At what age?
I’ve never seen a hearse pulling a U-haul