This funny came a couple days ago, and I really liked it, because it fits with my goal of “choosing joy.”
~Thou shall not worry; for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.
~Thou shall not be fearful; for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
~Thou shall not cross bridges before you come to them; for no one yet has succeeded in accomplishing this.
~Thou shall face each problem as it comes; you can only handle one at a time anyway.
~Thou shall not take problems to bed with you; for they make very poor bedfellows.
~Thou shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone; concentrate on what is happening in your life and be content now.
~Thou shall be a good listener; for only when you listen do you hear different ideas from your own. (It’s hard to learn something new when you’re always talking.)
~Thou shall not become “bogged down” by frustration; for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with moving forward.
~Thou shall count thy blessings; never overlooking the small ones, for a lot of small blessings add up to a big one.
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