Yes, it’s official. I love being a wife 🙂
And something else good has happened. I can now walk across the yard, through the popcorn (of grasshoppers — trust me, I like real popcorn WAY better!) without screaming or yelping or freezing in fear! Well, almost. Sometimes they jump higher than 2 feet and that’s NOT funny and I am NOT impressed when they do that and I do tend to emit sounds then, but for the most part, I can handle them now. Sort of. I take great delight in torturing them. My cousin and I were painting the garage yesterday. A grasshopper was stupid enough to get close to me and my paintbrush. I was brave enough to paint him blue. *insert evil laugh*
Joanna, send Ben & Sherri over. They’ll never go hungry here!